This week’s action…..

Full attendance at the Professors Science laboratory, where 8 pupils prepare for poker related experimentation….

Bunsen burner lit, the first botched experiment came from Deadly, exercising the art of the steal and trying to win an all in pot with King high – which severely backfired in a chemical implosion, but it wasn’t a total loss, at least he picked up a kitchen utensil for his new crib…..

Cally was experimenting with hand rankings / reverse bluffs in an unorthodox counterexample, where he tried to lose a pot claiming he only had a pair, when actually he had a flush (response to a given stimulus)…….

Hammerheed tried to interpret the data and formulate a conclusion using mathematics, his theorem was inconclusive and he never published his findings…..

G found it impractical to fit a system into the Laboratory setting and in turn opted for some observational science, thus yielded him without any actual results…..

Swiller opted to experiment in possible confounding factors, when Irwinator had him well locked up, and the hitting of a 3 outer did not provide the expected results as it fell well outside the quadrant of the standard curve……

Aside from the observation of tiny organisms under the microscope, the Professors hypothesis was to actually achieve some positive equity in the second half of the season, however this experiment once again lacked the expected results set out in the theory, and all that could be concluded was that the passage of pressurised carbon dioxide through the medium of a liquid did indeed create bubbles…..

I experimented on the philosophy that pocket Queens in the hand should as a rule, consistently hold up against 1 overcard in a head’s up battle – results were as predicted, concluding that the total mass of the reactants equaled lucre……..

I’m Dr. Bunsen Honeydew…….Get the beaker, Beaker