This week’s action…..

Deadly’s most recent purchase, a new abode, didn’t come by way of the January sales, but has him sidelined anyway…..

Hammerheed is also a forfeit this week, activity unknown……

Cally promises an appearance but it will be a late one, as he tests the plausibility of navigating through unknown terrain in east Belfast using only an iPhone….

5 plus 1 latecomer gather round the cloth, and post the absentee’s blinds….

2 levels deep Cally lands in, just as well that iPhone has an in built compass, egg chasing tickets acquired…..

Irwinator keeps his form consistent, back to back spoons have him sofa bound early, then a visit to bet365 to try and re-coup the deficit……..

Football faux pas of the evening goes to G, after a tale of his visit to ‘Highfield’ to watch Arsenal play in a champion’s league game against…..”What do you call the team from Barcelona?”….. (Any ideas anyone?)

My walking sticks didn’t hold up, and soon had me walking towards the exit……

The professor gets busy in the mix, but all he can concoct is froth and bubbles……

Facing off is Swiller and G, G shows 3 of a kind against Swiller’s open ended straight draw, only the river to come but it is G who is drowning as Swiller spikes a Jack to make the straight and severely dent his opponents stack, which there was no coming back from……..to the victor go the spoils…..

I’m John Terry………..Role model and (former) captain of England……