This week’s action……

Cally was a known absentee, but nobody knew where or why – A note from your parents is required for next week…..

Deadly was wining and dining the Missus, obviously in need of some brownie points……..

Hammerheed was recovering in the basement after a bout of vertigo sends him spinning……

With that only 4 heads don the safety goggles and head to the lab, lured in by delusions of wealth…..

The first hour saw a friendly exchange of clays between the players, with not much to report, and tales of pugilism and cut price vino eased the evening in……

Swiller, still relishing in his abundance of boozy birthday gifts, thought he had just received another present in the form of pocket Jacks. Some slow play ensued and Irwinator, who was his opponent in the pot, certainly wasn’t birthday gifting any of his clays, as he hits his Ace on the river……

Shortly after this it is Jacks once again that prove to be Swillers nemesis, and a good regal lady friend of mine makes it 3 way. The gifts don’t end here Swiller, have a wooden spoon………

The professor is unable to concoct anything to achieve the necessary results, and all that subsidises from his experimentation is some frothy bubbles…….

Two way action sees Cavehill league leader versus the defending champion, and after a bit of bump and grind, Irwinator is King – Could there be a new cat in town…….

I’m Bono……….Hello, hello…(Hola) I’m at a place called Vertigo…..