This week’s action…….

With Halloween fast approaching the threat of ghouls and satanic manifestations had scared many of the club members away……

Swiller was up in the walled city trying to convince some corporate suit that he was the man for the job……

Hammerheed was last seen crossing the border and high tailing it for Mexico…….

Irwinator was quaffing free wine and strutting on the dance floor with his tie round his head at a family wedding bash……

Special guest Appearance of Appin’s own chairman, Senior, weighs in unannounced for a shot at the title….

6 soulless specters join hands round the felt to play the Ouija board…….

First to fall foul of the paranormal and join the X-files was m-m-m-m-myself, when I came up against the slow playing Demonic G and his suicidal Kings. Not quite dead and buried, but gasping for breath and it wasn’t long before the final nail was in the coffin, and what a beautiful coffin it was, carved from ebony and adorned with spooky spoons……

The next soul aboard the ghost train, bound for Dwindleville, was Creepy Cally, two overcards against a pocket pair gave him a fighting chance, but the ghost train was an express and a plot at the local graveyard had already been secured - R.I.P Creepy Cally……..

Then amid the mist, a phantom ship, setting sail to nowhere with Professor Poltergeist at the helm……all aboard the Mary Celeste……

It wasn’t HTML as Priest Senior might of hoped, but binary code that graced the table post flop with 10 10 10, Demonic G making moves and forcing the laydown, no showdown occurred but I’ll swear he had a haunted house……..

The Devil Deadly had been sitting silently until he had a revelation, and he thrust his chips to the centre by the use of his trident. But Priest Senior had his crucifix and holy water to hand, and Banished the Devil Deadly from earth, back to Bubb-Hell………….

Heads off, and it was none other than Priest Senior who performed the Exorcism and banished the Demonic G from the club – “I have exorcised the Demons!” Pass the collection plate to the Priest……

I’m Dr Peter Venkman……….I ain’t afraid of no ghost…..